A GOOD LAUGH!

Kids Are Quick
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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.


(I Love this kid)
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher

FREE MONEY!!!!!!

Ok, now that I have your attention..

MISSING DOG!!!!!!


Oreo escaped! He was last seen in the China Town/Garapan area Tuesday night at 6 PM. Help! Please call Angelo at 285-6462 if you find him or see him. Oreo is a small white dog with some black fur. He answers to "Oreo" and is wearing a brown leather collar with silver metal studs.

*UPDATE* Ask and you Shall Recieve...

WOW! Everyone has been really generous! But we still need a few more things to pull off the Harvest Carnival. Below is an updated list :

Balloons - (We have one donor already, but need a little more for the games)
Darts (plastic with metal tips)
Plywood
Nails
Face Paint
Paint Brushes (for face painting booth)
Buckets (6)
Sponges
Rope
Bubbles
Candies (Were gonna need a lot of these!)


And on another note, Beautify CNMI Donated some exterior paint for us to beautify and paint the exterior of the old Pacific Castle Building. THANK YOU SO VERY VERY MUCH!!!!!!!

we will probably need another 20 or so gallons of exterior paint for the entire building so if anyone has some extra laying around, please let me know!!!!

Many, many, many thanks to everyone and have a great weekend!!!!

One of the Nicest Couples you'll ever meet!

Michael and Annie Brazel..They celebrate their birthday's a couple days apart so we had a little surprise party for them Friday night at Pastor Cliff & Denise House.

Father and long lost son...Just kidding..It's Ulu and Garett, but don't you think they could pass for Father & Son (or brothers as Ulu prefers..he he). They are both incredibly musically talented too!

The Chinese performed a dance number for Ms. Annie & Mike.

Everyone showed up to celebrate!

Yummy Chocolate cake!

Ms. Annie comes in the front door and is SURPRISED!

Some of the delicious spread Denise made for us.
Singing Happy Birthday!
Mike came in the side door and was just as SURPRISED!
Annie THANKS everyone!

Ask and you shall receive...

It seems like I'm always asking for things lately...I have never been know as a person who asks for donations or help (unless your name is "mom"..ha ha) But lately
since I have gotten involved in some extracaricular activities, Ive found myself
asking for more help than usual...and I am so gratefull that each time I have
asked I have been totally blessed by someone who was able to assist!!!!

So anyway, since I seem to be on a roll, I'm going to come right out and ASK again..Our Church is having a Harvest Carnival on October 31st. There will be a "trick or trunk" for the children, Free carnival games for the kids, Face painting booth, and Live entertainment. Everything will be free except for a small food booth that will be selling hotdogs, popcorn and drinks at a very minimal cost.

This will be the first annual Harvest Carnival for our church. We are hoping to have a good turn out and help aliviate some of the Trick or Treat stress from Tototville.

Anyway, in order to pull this off we need quite a few donations and I have gratiously
accepted to be the Chairperson for the Solicitation and Donation Committee...

Follows is a list of items we really, really need for our carnival. If anyone can help, even in the smallest way, I would soooooo appreciate it. Even if you can't donate yourself, if you can pass the word on to others or point me in the direction of someone you may know who can, I woudl so appreciate it!!!!

Balloons
Darts (plastic with metal tips)
Plywood
Nails
Face Paint
Paint Brushes (for face painting booth)
Buckets (6)
Sponges
Rope
Bubbles
Candies


I think thats about it for now...Thanks in advance for any assistance you can provide...And if your not busy on October 31st, please do bring your family down to our Carnival!!!

Some Photo's from the Rally...

My name is Tamara Lynn Hunter and I approve this message!