ROLLING BLACKOUTS SUCK!Oh, and I have discovered that Dog is no longer man's best friend....
the PSP is!Friday, January 11, 2008
Lights out
So it's 7:00pm, the power goes out and you have a house full of hot restless kids...what do you do? Load everyone into the car of course....Oh, but wait, with the cost of fuel you really can't afford to drive around for the next two hours with the air conditioning on full blast, so what do you do????...Stay parked in your garage and turn the car on every 5-10 minutes for a few seconds so that everyone can get a blast of aircon inbetween trying to beat Ratchet and Clank and the who can go the longest without blinking contest....
ROLLING BLACKOUTS SUCK!
the PSP is!
ROLLING BLACKOUTS SUCK!the PSP is!
Thursday, January 10, 2008
I OWE MY MOTHER!
I usually don't forward or sent these things around, but this one was just so on spot I had to share it! Enjoy....
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
" Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught me IRONY
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when I get home!"
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."
19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"
Actually, I think my mom said, I hope they turn out 10 times worse than you...ha ha..fortunately they did just the opposite :) LOVE YOU MOM!
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
" Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught me IRONY
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when I get home!"
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."
19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"
Actually, I think my mom said, I hope they turn out 10 times worse than you...ha ha..fortunately they did just the opposite :) LOVE YOU MOM!
360..Again!
Ok, If you have not been to 360 yet, ya gotta go! Not only for the great view but for the good food! I was lucky enough to be invited there again tonight for Happy Hour to celebrate my baby brothers b-day. Aside from the appetizers I have already tried and wrote about in my earlier "360" blog, tonight I had the fried calamari (squid) which was very tasty, the spicy tuna roll, which was good but not very spicy, and the peperoni pizza, which was exactly how I like my pizza with a light crispy crusty and delicious cheese! If your worried that the place may be too pricey, don't be..the menu is very reasonable, see for yourself (click on the picture to enlarge) :
Appetizers from $5.00 to $9.00
Pasta from $8.00 to $12.00
A kids menu with everything with any choice for $6.00
Just GO!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRO!Wednesday, January 9, 2008
To pay or not toupe'...zat iz zee question!?!
I caught National Treasure : Book of Secrets last night at the theatre. I enjoyed it. I love Nicolas Cage, but mannnnn, whats up with his hair????
Meow, meow, meow, meow...
The newest member of our family adopted from PAWS. Her name is MIMI and she's so adorable!
Tuesday, January 8, 2008
Those funny, random Blogger questions and some even funnier answers..
One of my favorite things about the Blogger profile page is the Random Question...They are so ridiculously ridiculous and some of the answers people post are hilarious. Unless you check peoples full profiles regularly you usually miss the questions and answers, so I am copying and pasting a few here for everyone's reading enjoyment...
Dr. Khorram :
If you could peer far enough into the night sky, you'd see a star in any direction you looked. When would you sleep?
Huh? This sounds like a question I'd write.
Brad:
Which do you prefer and why: whittling with soap or whistling with wood?
whistling with wood has a different connotation to it. sounds like i'd be happier with that one.
Boni:
You can whistle and steam can whistle, so why do you sing in the shower?
Because the back-up singer is hot!
Lewie:
If you were a wrestler, what would be your finishing move?
The "panak hilitai," which is how we kill monitor lizards in the Marianas. Grab 'em by the tail and wack 'em to the ground!
Jeff :
In the dream where you show up to school naked, why do you never go swimming?
Why did Japanese Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? - Steven Wright
Peter Bae:
If you were a wrestler, what would be your finishing move?
Kimura lock
Deece:
You have to dig a hole to China. Where do you start?
In China.
and of course, mine...
What spells can you cast with magic markers?
I can cast a spell to make myself magically pass out if I sniff one for long enough!
If you don't have one yet, go update your profile and get one...now! : )~
Dr. Khorram :
If you could peer far enough into the night sky, you'd see a star in any direction you looked. When would you sleep?
Huh? This sounds like a question I'd write.
Brad:
Which do you prefer and why: whittling with soap or whistling with wood?
whistling with wood has a different connotation to it. sounds like i'd be happier with that one.
Boni:
You can whistle and steam can whistle, so why do you sing in the shower?
Because the back-up singer is hot!
Lewie:
If you were a wrestler, what would be your finishing move?
The "panak hilitai," which is how we kill monitor lizards in the Marianas. Grab 'em by the tail and wack 'em to the ground!
Jeff :
In the dream where you show up to school naked, why do you never go swimming?
Why did Japanese Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? - Steven Wright
Peter Bae:
If you were a wrestler, what would be your finishing move?
Kimura lock
Deece:
You have to dig a hole to China. Where do you start?
In China.
and of course, mine...
What spells can you cast with magic markers?
I can cast a spell to make myself magically pass out if I sniff one for long enough!
If you don't have one yet, go update your profile and get one...now! : )~
Traffic? What's that?
7:30am, Beach Road on my way to work. Just another one of the many reasons I LOVE SAIPAN!
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