Tuesday, January 8, 2008

Those funny, random Blogger questions and some even funnier answers..

One of my favorite things about the Blogger profile page is the Random Question...They are so ridiculously ridiculous and some of the answers people post are hilarious. Unless you check peoples full profiles regularly you usually miss the questions and answers, so I am copying and pasting a few here for everyone's reading enjoyment...

Dr. Khorram :
If you could peer far enough into the night sky, you'd see a star in any direction you looked. When would you sleep?
Huh? This sounds like a question I'd write.

Which do you prefer and why: whittling with soap or whistling with wood?
whistling with wood has a different connotation to it. sounds like i'd be happier with that one.

You can whistle and steam can whistle, so why do you sing in the shower?
Because the back-up singer is hot!

If you were a wrestler, what would be your finishing move?
The "panak hilitai," which is how we kill monitor lizards in the Marianas. Grab 'em by the tail and wack 'em to the ground!

Jeff :
In the dream where you show up to school naked, why do you never go swimming?
Why did Japanese Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? - Steven Wright

Peter Bae:
If you were a wrestler, what would be your finishing move?
Kimura lock

You have to dig a hole to China. Where do you start?
In China.

and of course, mine...

What spells can you cast with magic markers?
I can cast a spell to make myself magically pass out if I sniff one for long enough!

If you don't have one yet, go update your profile and get one...now! : )~


Boni said...

You outed us! That is so hilarious that you did that. I'm still laughing at my desk.

Tamara said...

: )~

Marc said...

I didn't think people actually read those. Now i do. It's time to get clever and witty.