Ahoy Me hearties!

Arrr, good e'enin' my friends Gar, Where can I find a bottle o'rum? Gar,I be gone on the account for the day in honor of "speak like a pirate" day. Arrr, i tra'elled t' the island o' tinian t' do some work n earn me doubloons Aye. Aye, seems like Me missed all the action o'er at Middle road Gar, Where can I find a bottle o'rum? Aye, id lo'e t' stay har and chat for awhile, but my lo'er is waitin' for me and Me must tharfore say goodnight Gar, Where can I find a bottle o'rum? Arrr, but before I lea'e, I must say, please 'ote no t' the casino act or Me will have t' sink t'Davy Jone's locker you all Gar.

Aye, and with that word o' ad'ice, Me am off t' sleep Aye.

Ahoy, good Eve my friends Aye, me parrot concurs!